Smartphone Bungler Pillows

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I have an app for that."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Overworked

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Brat"

The Communicator

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

Pandora's Inbox

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'It's for you.'

'Take a message...'

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

Woman holding two phones together.

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"My phone has a cracked screen."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Gotta go."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

Multitasking.

"I think I'm addicted to technology. I bought two smartphones so I could get a second opinion."