"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"
Smartphone Junkie Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their living space with our smartphone junkie pillows. Soft, stylish, and printed with cheeky designs they'll adore every day.
"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"
'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'
'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'
Wedding Texting
"Did we. . . have a pram. . . with us when we. . . left the house this morning?"
"My phone has a cracked screen."
"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."
Need money to buy a phone with a 'locate my phone' app so I can locate the phone I can't locate.
Cell Addict
Brains - The Zombie Smart Phone Search App
"I'm certain my side isn't a WiFi hotspot."
Pandora's Inbox
"I think I'm addicted to technology. I bought two smartphones so I could get a second opinion."
Facebook Convention
Useful life of mobile phone
"Your work has way slipped, hashtag, fired."
"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."
"I'm not saying AIis taking over yet, but my phone is taking mirror selfies. Of Itself."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Digital Fomo!
Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
"Siri, find oxygen."
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
The Smartass Phone
United Church of OMG
"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"
Halloween Selfie
"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."
Smartphone Junkie Pillows Collection
Smartphone Junkie Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs designed for smartphone junkies. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea ritual.
Smartphone Junkie Prints
Brighten up their home or office with quirky prints that celebrate their love for gadgets. Ideal for the tech-savvy decorator.
Smartphone Junkie T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever t-shirts for the true tech lover in your life. Great for casual days or making a statement.