Phone Junkie Pillows

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Go ahead, I can listen and text."

"I have to take this call."

Man and his phone both snoring.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Modern Narcissism

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Overworked

The Communicator

Thermidor Dali

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man-mobile

"The wattle fairy came again last night."