Phone Junkie T-Shirts

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"Go ahead, I can listen and text."

"I have to take this call."

Man and his phone both snoring.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Modern Narcissism

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Overworked

Thermidor Dali

The Communicator

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Pizza Delivery Delays