Boat Bungler Pillows

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'Hole in one!!!!'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Ahoy!"

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'The president wants us to take more risks. I say the riskiest thing we can do now is to give ourselves another bonus.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"I hate sand traps."

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Howard's flies make their break.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

Kanoe/Cayak.

"I ask you to do one thing..."

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'