Boat Bungler Mugs

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Ahoy!"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I hate sand traps."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Howard's flies make their break.

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

Kanoe/Cayak.

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

The View from the Yacht