Beach Bunglers Pillows

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Fishing from the Pier

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Pesos!

'The president wants us to take more risks. I say the riskiest thing we can do now is to give ourselves another bonus.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

A monumental day in cow evolution.

The tide comes in on a sand castle

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Are we there yet?"

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

"I ask you to do one thing..."

Conductor.

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

"Help...Help...I can't swim!"

Bet and Breakfast.

Boy on beach listening to shell, says to father: "Sorry Dad, but that is one lame ringtone."

Club Meddler.

"Hey, Honey! I think this gadget finally paid off."

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

"Maybe it's still alive."

Ices for Sale

"Come on, be a sport, come back next week to challenge me: I'm so looking forward to Father's Day on the weekend. . ."

'My love life sucks!...and that's the good news...'