Bunker Blunderers Pillows

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

God in the bunker.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Safe harbour

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I hate sand traps."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

"O.K., doomer."

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"Stupid flu season."

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."