Beach Bunglers Gifts

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Fishing from the Pier

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Pesos!

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

The tide comes in on a sand castle

A monumental day in cow evolution.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

"Are we there yet?"

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

Conductor.

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

"Help...Help...I can't swim!"

Boy on beach listening to shell, says to father: "Sorry Dad, but that is one lame ringtone."

Club Meddler.

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Bet and Breakfast.

"Hey, Honey! I think this gadget finally paid off."

"Maybe it's still alive."

Ices for Sale

"Come on, be a sport, come back next week to challenge me: I'm so looking forward to Father's Day on the weekend. . ."

'My love life sucks!...and that's the good news...'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."