Beach Giggler Gifts

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

Fishing from the Pier

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Beginning Yarder.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Yard Sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Balding gnomes

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"