Outdoor Giggler Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

The Busy Gardener

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Where are you going?'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Balding gnomes

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'