Television Giggler Gifts

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

Confession Ratings.

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'It needs more punctuation.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

A turtle takes a bath.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'Ye olde optician.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.