Technology Giggler Gifts

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Cavemen Exhibit

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

T-rex takes a selfie

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Confession Ratings.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'Your kinect is broken.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage