Technology Giggler T-Shirts

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

T-rex takes a selfie

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Confession Ratings.

The Big A** Theory

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage