Social Networking Giggler Gifts

T-rex takes a selfie

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'I'm with the band.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Dicing with Death'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Confession Ratings.

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Dead & Breakfast.

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage