Social Networking Giggler Pillows

T-rex takes a selfie

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Not you. Your hair.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Cavemen Exhibit

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'I'm with the band.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

Pest control, with death.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

'Dicing with Death'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Confession Ratings.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Dead & Breakfast.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.