Digital Giggler Gifts

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"The cookies are always stale."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

T-rex takes a selfie

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Confession Ratings.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Bless you!'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"Guess what face I'm making now."

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

"I think they've transplanted too many human genes into Fred."

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.