Tv Show Giggler Gifts

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Confession Ratings.

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

'It needs more punctuation.'

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

Summer in Italy

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

'Did we ever hit menopause?'