Botanical Bungler Gifts

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Balding gnomes

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

David Attenborough

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

That's my husband - I buried him years ago, but he won't go away.

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

Dandelions.

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."

Venus Fly Trap