Botanical Bungler Gifts

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Balding gnomes

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

In the houseplant cemetery.

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Dandelions.

Venus Fly Trap

"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."