Bugler Gifts

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'

"I'm not sure I'm familiar with that bugle call, Sergeant. It sounds kinda panicky."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Computer Expert

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

The Royal Wii

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Worm Bed

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'