Blueprint Bunglers Gifts

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

Designer

John Herschel

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

"It's absolutely brilliant."

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

"It's not exactly what I'd intended"

Construction Worker Class