Blueprint Bunglers Gifts

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'The president wants us to take more risks. I say the riskiest thing we can do now is to give ourselves another bonus.'

Designer

John Herschel

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

"It's absolutely brilliant."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

"I ask you to do one thing..."