Blueprint Boss Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Here's the parking lot."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Wait a minute....!

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

The Accountant Husband

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."