Blueprint Artist Gifts

"It's absolutely brilliant."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

How symbols are chosen for equations

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."