Blueprint Admirer Gifts

"Our classroom expansion plans are now in the hands of a higher power...the referendum voters."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Cariactures

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Early Colour TV

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

One-man band rehearsal.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Pisa Hut.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"This one will go with everything,

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"Those knuckleheads!"

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'You've been drinking again.'

House building chart (like steps).