Blueprint Admirer Pillows

"Our classroom expansion plans are now in the hands of a higher power...the referendum voters."

"We only got six days of funding."

Cariactures

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Early Colour TV

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Pisa Hut.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"This one will go with everything,

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'You've been drinking again.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."