Blueprint Lover Pillows

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Those knuckleheads!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

Second hand furniture.

Bright idea

Walking Luggage.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Creative department

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

The World's Easiest Airport

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Here's the parking lot."

Eureka!

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

We're putting on a subtraction.

The First Kite

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'