Blueprint Artist Pillows

"It's absolutely brilliant."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Printing Room

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."