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Can You Spot the Differences?

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

Llama training

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Design brief.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

You too can juggle.

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'