Quirky Blueprint Enthusiast Gifts

Check those blueprints again --- I don't think were supposed to put the freezer on both the top and the bottom.

Can You Spot the Differences?

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

We're putting on a subtraction.

Football Crazy strip six

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'What's wrong with you?'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Llama training

'Design brief.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament