Blueprint Aficionado Gifts

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Breakfast Printing Press

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

2020

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

Building site. 'Going to be a new tv station.'

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!