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Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Those knuckleheads!"

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Breakfast Printing Press

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

2020

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

Why on earth do they use such a small font? I can't read anything!