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Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'Just can't find Le Corbusier's anywhere !'

Homes of the font designers

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

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