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"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"We only got six days of funding."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"Here's the parking lot."

Deadline

We're putting on a subtraction.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Empty/Full

The Move.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Those knuckleheads!"

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

"And this is the traditional alternative."

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.