Blueprint Wizard Gifts

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"Here's the parking lot."

Deadline

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Empty/Full

The Move.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

"And this is the traditional alternative."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'