Blueprint Designer Gifts

Rome wasn't built in a day.

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'First date with a logician' - 'These Venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time...where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

Cricket ball deliveries

John Herschel

Building site. 'Going to be a new tv station.'