Blueprint Buffs Gifts

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

"We only got six days of funding."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

House building chart (like steps).

'Just can't find Le Corbusier's anywhere !'

Homes of the font designers

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

Men Working Since 1931

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'