Home Blueprint Buff Gifts

'Home building' going through the roof

"We only got six days of funding."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rocking horse

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"First snowman?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Here's the parking lot."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Building giant sand pies.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'I hope it;s an express.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The buildings are merging.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

WC problem.