Remodeling Buff Gifts

"Would you like your custom blinds to get stuck on the left or on the right?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

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Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Gerald Ratner's return

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'The buildings are merging.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Try thinking like a different brand."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Bargain Brand

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."