Furniture Buff Gifts

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair