Furniture Buff Gifts

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home