Renovation Buff Gifts

'You fellows coming to lunch?'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'The buildings are merging.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.