Renovation Buff Gifts

'You fellows coming to lunch?'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'The buildings are merging.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'