Construction Buff Gifts

"Guys, if you don't fill in your timesheets properly, we won't be able to plan future dam projects effectively..."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

Leave your hat on, we're going straight to the shareholder's meeting.

"I was thinking about going into politics... but I've got qualifications."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'I imagine you're pretty eager for them to finish the building addition, huh?'

Whirlwind of architects and engineers.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

More animal grammar. Bulldozer. Bull dozer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Olympics, my foot! Get outta here!'

Builders fighting over projects.

Pirate contractors.

Go ahead and smirk, but toe boots are very ergonomic.

Bridge to the 21st century

Rome Depot. Wareshouse Store. When it doesn't have to built in a day. How To. Sale.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."