Construction Buff Gifts

"Guys, if you don't fill in your timesheets properly, we won't be able to plan future dam projects effectively..."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

Leave your hat on, we're going straight to the shareholder's meeting.

"I was thinking about going into politics... but I've got qualifications."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'I imagine you're pretty eager for them to finish the building addition, huh?'

Whirlwind of architects and engineers.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Olympics, my foot! Get outta here!'

Builders fighting over projects.

Pirate contractors.

Bridge to the 21st century

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.