Interior Style Buff Gifts

"Don't you hate these minimalist's do's"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"Is this desk too businessy?"

A monkey in a suit

Homes of the font designers

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

Dracula reading fang shui.

'Just can't find Le Corbusier's anywhere !'

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

Office Furniture.

"No open toes. I have a puppy."