Vintage Style Buff Gifts

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Scotch and water musick."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Boombox

Mark Gastineau

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Inaction Figure

1950's.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Holiday cottage

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"