Vintage Style Buff Mugs

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Early Colour TV

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Scotch and water musick."

Fossil record player.

Of Mice and Men.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"It's running five minutes fast."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Holiday cottage

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Inaction Figure

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

1950's.

Mark Gastineau

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"