Antique Fashion Buff Gifts

Changing Male Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Victorian Lady

The Missing Sock Returns

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Baroque Peacock

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Early Colour TV

Blue Dress and Feather

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A Macaroni in 1772

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Fossil record player.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Lady in a pretty dress

Holiday cottage

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Inaction Figure

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Mark Gastineau

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."