Retro Buff Gifts

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"We're lost again! Our GPS up there needs to be upgraded."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Scotch and water musick."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Of Mice and Men.

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

1950's.

Mark Gastineau

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Boombox

Holiday cottage

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

How witness protection really works...

"It's running five minutes fast."

Inaction Figure

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."