Interior Style Buff Pillows

"Don't you hate these minimalist's do's"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Is this desk too businessy?"

Dracula reading fang shui.

'Just can't find Le Corbusier's anywhere !'

Homes of the font designers

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

A monkey in a suit

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

Office Furniture.

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"No open toes. I have a puppy."