Shoe Style Buff Pillows

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Mystery of the Poets

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Our 4 Branches of Government

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

A monkey in a suit

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

The perils of boob jobs.

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

Fisherman.

"That's where we shred our email."

Art Gallery

A stone age tire swing

Dog in the rain.

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

'I know you're on drugs boy. You've been seen with the supply teacher.'