It Buff Pillows

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"That's where we shred our email."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"It's a plant based solution."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

World Battery Change

Battery Chicken.

Betting on $80 oil price.

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Sympathy

"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Cricket.

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"