Temperature Buff Pillows

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Bagel problems.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Missing sock

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'How was your holiday?'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'